{"id":244,"date":"2007-11-30T16:13:04","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kenshinjeff.jp\/wordpress\/2007\/11\/30\/cowboys-with-thick-fire-hoses\/"},"modified":"2008-09-18T12:27:21","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T04:27:21","slug":"cowboys-with-thick-fire-hoses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kenshinjeff.jp\/2007\/11\/30\/cowboys-with-thick-fire-hoses\/","title":{"rendered":"cowboys with thick fire hoses"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes when I’m at work, I get bored. Bored in a brokeback mountain kind of way.<\/p>\n

Mr Yang – WK >> I think it’s time to change bed liao
\nBN >> why leh?
\nBN >> i dont think i ever complain leh
\nMr Yang – WK >> I complain ah not you
\nBN >> orr coz all these yrs it has been fine by me
\nMr Yang – WK >> : \\
\nBN >> =\\<\/p>\n

Our next set of conversation carried on another day. As I most of you know, I usually start a conversation with a smile.<\/p>\n

Mr Yang >> : D
\nBN >> \ud83d\ude00
\nBN >> r u trying to seduce me?
\nMr Yang – WK >> Yes
\nMr Yang – WK >> It’s not really my fault that a simple smile of mine always sparks of interest in another party, therefore, I am, guilty as charged.
\nBN >> you see the lockup over there?
\nBN >> here’s the key. pls kindly enrol yourself inside.
\nMr Yang – WK >> I see. Police and thief eh, how engaging.
\nBN >> yes except u have to engage w urself only
\nMr Yang – WK >> I figure that I must be quite smart to be able to come up with something like this one the spot.
\nMr Yang – WK >> For kenny’s case it’s because he always thinks of such things.
\nBN >> u and keni r gross!!!
\nMr Yang – WK >> Why, thanky ou
\nBN >> ……<\/p>\n

So really, it’s not my fault that all conversations end up like this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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