March 8, 2006 - kenshinjeff
The short reasons why you should watch House:
– Cameron is a chick
– Dr House is very much like Sherlock Holmes
– The show is funny and serious at the same time
– Everybody lies
The long reasons why you should watch House:
Basically it’s doctor stuff with patients which no one can cure except Dr House. So House, and his party of 3 over qualified specialists will be diagnosting a random disease every week. Cameron’s one of them.
Very much like Holmes, House is a consulting diagnostician, meaning he never visits patients. He backs this up with his “everybody lies”, so there’s no point in meeting the patient, since he’s going lie about his condition anyway. Usually he gets Foreman to break into their patients’ houses to look for more clues to the mysterious condition, well most of the time, because Foreman is has a juvenile record for breaking in and stealing cars. It just so happened that Foreman is black, so it’s really funny when House tells him to do stuff.
Dr. Gregory House: [in Cuddy’s office with Foreman] Hey! He knows more homeless people than any of us!
Dr. Gregory House: [to Foreman] Go check out the hood, Dog.
Dr. Wilson: You really don’t need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. Gregory House: I don’t *need* to watch The O.C., but it makes me happy.
Dr. Gregory House: You met me at a strip club.
Stacy Warner: You were the worst two dollars I’ve ever spent.
Anica Jovanovich: You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor… somehow, that question doesn’t seem relevant any more.
Dr. Gregory House: What’s your excuse?
Anica Jovanovich: Turns me on.
Dr. Gregory House: What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex?
Dr. Gregory House: Casual rough sex? I’m a doctor, I need to know.